10 funny certainties

1. You cannot wash your eyes with soap.

2. You cannot count your hair.

3. You cannot breathe through your nose if your tongue is out.

4. You just tried to do No. 3.

6. When you tried it you saw that it is possible, only you look like a dog.

7. Now you’re smiling for the joke.

8. You skipped the No. 5.

9. You just looked at No. 5.

10. You will share this crap with your friends to make them smile a bit.